House of Twelve #3

House of Twelve is back with yet another massive collection of oddity for you to get sick over. This time we've put together an all star cast for what we think will be one of the hottest anthologies of the year. Here our crack team of perverts, sociopaths and reprobates have come up with 96 pages of pure, unadulterated filth. Come check out our International Coalition of the Wicked as they reveal their own perverted desires behind the thin veil of "humor." This book guarantees to turn even the most jaded stomach.

With all the hullabaloo going around these days over the moral ambiguity of the media we wanted to clear that up and present an absolute danger to America's youth. Patently biased, this book holds no punches and unloads bucket load after bucket load of laughs, awe and bodily fluids.

Our contributors were carefully screened via a top secret super computer located deep within my trousers. They have presented us with an uncanny look into the tortured soul of the modern underground artist. From David Paleo's touching tale of two South American Hitler Youth and their mutant ward to K.Thor Jensen's exploration into Gaelic homosexuals, every story touches a different part of your soul. The Beard's love story, The Anniversary, will bring a tear to mom's eye and warmth to pops cold, cold heart. Miss Lasko-Gross' instructional comic for growing young ladies will completely negate our need to speak about 'taboo' subjects to our children ever again! Dave McKenna's Prgy at My Place will educate children of all ages with its investigation into the secret lives of cartoonists; he outed us! Brian Musikoff tells a story that teaches never to trust your local drug dealer, while Cheese tells a similar one about your local ministry. All this and more can be found in the beautifully packaged, economically priced, first amendment draped House of Twelve #3!

God Bless America!

House of Twelve #3

96 pages
$9.95 plus ($1.00 shipping and handling)
Adults Only

Ho12#3 is also included
in the Ho12 Superpack.